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George Washington's birthday is actually February 22.
Brad Neely will help with the remembering:
Yeah, it's a Friday.
That means it's a Fuck You Friday. Yeah.
So, that religu-larious nutcase Harold Camping claims that today -- 2011-10-21 as the calendar reads -- will be The End Of The World.
Well, it the world didn't end back on May 21 of this year when Camping said it would.
And it won't end today. NeverCo guarantees it.
It's sad that he's wrong and that people follow him.
Therefore, to combat that attendant sadness, let's consider the actual End Of The World:
(End Of The World via AlbinoBlackSheep.com. Thanks to Luke, who showed it to me first.)
Hey there, Talk Magazine of March 2001. So, a photo spread 'bout "babies as fashion accessories," eh?
It's not funny enough to engage.
It's not sexy enough to be intriguing.
It's not creepy enough to go all the way back around to bein' funny.
To the people who collaborated to create this image and OK-ed it into print -- you wasted your time; you wasted my time. Fuck you.
Do you know what today is?
Yes. Yes, indeed.
It's a Fuck You Friday.
And on this Fuck You Friday, 'tis time to direct bile towards the sentiments behind this:
I can't understand how anyone could think this is acceptable.
This is not acceptable, ever.
How could anyone think that this is OK? I wouldn't want to meet the person that thought that this was the image they wanted to create. This is fucked. Makes my skin crawl.
To whomever person created this image -- fuck you. Fuck you. You disturb me. You disgust me. Get eaten by a bear.
And I hope it hugs you first.