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April 26th, 2013 by

now i believe

(Via Reddit.)

Facts about George Washington delivered in song form. [What day is it?]

February 18th, 2013 by

George Washington's birthday is actually February 22.

Brad Neely
will help with the remembering:

It's a Pine On Saturday. [This Is What Rock Looks Like]

September 8th, 2012 by

It's a Pine On Saturday.

Pine on.

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The End Of The World (Again). [Fuck You Friday]

October 21st, 2011 by

It's a Fuck You Friday.You know what today is?

It's Friday.

Yeah, it's a Friday.

That means it's a Fuck You Friday. Yeah.

So, that religu-larious nutcase Harold Camping claims that today -- 2011-10-21 as the calendar reads -- will be The End Of The World.

Well, it the world didn't end back on May 21 of this year when Camping said it would.

And it won't end today. NeverCo guarantees it.

It's sad that he's wrong and that people follow him.

Therefore, to combat that attendant sadness, let's consider the actual End Of The World:

You're welcome.

(End Of The World via AlbinoBlackSheep.com. Thanks to Luke, who showed it to me first.)

A lunatic will rise. [Fuck You Friday]

August 12th, 2011 by

It's a Fuck You Friday.It's Friday.

Everywhere, right now, it is Friday.

And that means it's a Fuck You Friday.

Then this occurred:

Michele Bachmann rises. How does anyone take this insane person seriously at any time?

AHHHH GETTHEFUCKAWAYFROMME.

(Horrifying gif via conangifs.tumblr.com.)

Stop that.

January 13th, 2011 by

Stop that.

No. Stop that.

Get away from me.

(Via GamOvr.)

It's a Wednesday Of The Talking Horse. [This Is What Rock Looks Like]

January 12th, 2011 by

Melvins, yes. Taste the surrealism.

Oh, this song. The final set of riffs on this track are overwhelming, like being tossed head-over-heels by a wave of blood at night.

Astonishing.

(Via the video's director, Behn Fannin.)

Without redeeming value. [Fuck You Friday]

November 5th, 2010 by

Hey there, Talk Magazine of March 2001. So, a photo spread 'bout "babies as fashion accessories," eh?

Let's review:

It's not funny enough to engage.

It's not sexy enough to be intriguing.

It's not creepy enough to go all the way back around to bein' funny.

To the people who collaborated to create this image and OK-ed it into print -- you wasted your time; you wasted my time. Fuck you.

Sexpigeon.org demands results from their soup.

September 1st, 2010 by

Serious demands:

'You had better fix all my problems, soup, or I’m barfing you right back up.'

"You had better fix all my problems, soup, or I’m barfing you right back up."

One more gentle example of why we love Sexpigeon.org so, so much.

Against consequences for hugging.

August 27th, 2010 by

It's a Fuck You Friday.Hey, hello there.

Do you know what today is?

Yes. Yes, indeed.

It's a Fuck You Friday.

And on this Fuck You Friday, 'tis time to direct bile towards the sentiments behind this:

image

I can't understand how anyone could think this is acceptable.

It's not.

This is not acceptable, ever.

How could anyone think that this is OK? I wouldn't want to meet the person that thought that this was the image they wanted to create. This is fucked. Makes my skin crawl.

To whomever person created this image -- fuck you. Fuck you. You disturb me. You disgust me. Get eaten by a bear.

And I hope it hugs you first.