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It's Dr. Hunter S. Thompson's 76th birthday.

July 18th, 2013 by

take the ride

Dr. Hunter S. Thompson would have been 76 today.

In his honor, as is tradition, here are birthday words from Mr. Drew McKinney:

Has it been a year already? Of course it has, I can tell by simply gazing at a mirror. The hairline has, impossibly, receded even further back on my skull in a grand attempt to meet my neck. What little hair remains is a bit grayer, the creases in my face are a bit deeper, and the joints in my body make a bit more noise. And so much for aging gracefully. They lied to us about that part but what are we going to do about it? Those liars are already dead or dying and the energy we have left is better spent thinking about our own inevitable demise.

This time last year I was in the sticks of Georgia, sweltering in near triple-digit heat, watching the wells evaporate dry and wondering when it would all come to a fiery end as we inched our way to glorious spontaneous combustion. That fire never came though, we got through it and somehow between then and now I made my back to my favorite city, that fair maiden of the West, my old lover, San Francisco. The hellfire of Georgia has been replaced with a blanket of cold mist and I sit with a mug of green tea, bundled up in more layers than I have bones, contemplating the merits of powering up the space heater. Whatever happened to the July of my childhood?

318 Parnassus Avenue

318 Parnassus

San Francisco is an amazing city. It is somehow both inspiring and unpleasant, a place where the rich get richer and the dreams of peasants get crushed under thousand-dollar designer boots. The working class can no longer afford to live here and must be shuttled in by crowded bus or train to beg for pennies or the dregs of someone's Soy Latte. And yet... we all scratch and claw and bite and curse to stay here so there must be something about it.

The Good Doctor spent a fair amount of time here. His residence at 318 Parnassus isn't that far from where I am now and rumor has it that if you look closely you can still make out where the bullet holes were patched. From drunk stumbling in Haight Ashbury to drunk dancing in the Marina to drunk drinking South Of Market, Hunter had this town wired. He was equally at home writing in the offices of Rolling Stone or "managing" a gritty sex theater in the Tenderloin or partying with Hells Angels in Potrero Hill. It's said that Hunter knew the location of every motel ice machine in the city, the better to make his famous Chivas snowcones with, and I choose to believe it. The stories those ice machines must have.

Oh to have been in San Francisco during that time and with that man. I can totally imagine what it was like... roaring down Geary Boulevard to Point Lobos Avenue in a car with the top down, cold beers comfortably nestled between thighs, the remnants of a joint dangling from the ashtray, rock music blaring into the night. The ocean would come into view and Hunter would smile, flick his eyes to make sure I was cool with this and then he would floor the accelerator and we would be airborne, soaring through the air silent and weightless, flying off the cliff until we landed with a crashing thud on the beach below. He'd drain his beer and toss it into the waves, grab another from the six-pack and pop it open. "See," he would say, "nothing to worry about."

Happy Birthday, Doc.

take the ride

HST in the car via Aspen Post. 318 Parnassus photo via psychedelicsister.blogspot.com. Thank you, Drew. Thank you, Hunter.

It's Dr. Hunter S. Thompson's 75th birthday.

July 18th, 2012 by

Hunter S. Thompson, circa 1960

Dr. Hunter S. Thompson would have been 75 today.

In his honor, here are birthday words from Mr. Drew McKinney:

THIS WILL IDENTIFY HUNTER THOMPSONHunter Stockton Thompson was born seventy-five years ago in Louisville, Kentucky.

I wasn’t there that day but I have no doubt that it was miserable -- the air hot, humid, and thick with fifty different species of mosquitoes. There could be no other way to welcome the cranky Good Doctor to the planet that would trap him for nearly seventy years before he took it upon himself to leave and explore the cosmos.

But we’re not here to dredge up painful memories or mourn the passing of a great man, no, we’re here to celebrate a Rocket that burned powerful and bright and ignited the world with his white phosphorus afterglow.

I’m sitting on a front porch in rural Georgia and I can’t help but think that this is what it must have been like when Hunter was born. It’s not even eleven o’clock in the morning and the temperature is already at an oppressive ninety-seven degrees, sure to rise another ten or twelve or fifteen degrees more before the day is done. The humidity is intolerable and sits on my chest like a drunken Lady Wrestler, chafing the skin and causing the hair to grow inward and down where it will fester and poison the blood.

Bourbon is the only thing that saves in times like these. It’s too fucking hot for bourbon, yet here I sit, gulping Wild Turkey 101 like a fish gulps water. I have to, though, because of Tradition. It’s My Way and the only way I know so I keep at it, year after year, drinking a bottle of The Dirty Bird to celebrate the birthdate of that mean S.O.B. Thompson. In the years following his death my Tradition often tastes like a bitter, jagged pill that cuts all the way to the core before tearing a new asshole as it makes its way out and Beyond. But still, we do what we must and we suck it up and keep our mouths shut.

I don’t even know if the Good Doctor drank bourbon on a regular basis. Many accounts I’ve read of him suggest that he had a penchant for colorful girly drinks that contained rum and umbrellas and pieces of fruit. And so what? The man was from Kentucky -- bourbon country if there ever was one, and in my mind that makes him a bourbon drinker by default.

Dr. Hunter S. Thompson and a bottle of Wild TurkeyA birthday in America is traditionally celebrated with friends and gifts and cake but I fantasize that Hunter would have no part of that, preferring instead to pour a glass of liquor and maybe go outside and shoot something or blow some shit up and finish the day with a nice cut of beef or perhaps the heart of a bear.

I’m close to that, really close. I’m sipping straight from the bottle because I can’t stand dirtying a glass when the liquor comes in its own, and I have a .22 Long Rifle instead of heavy-duty firepower that Thompson was known for, and I don’t have any beef or hearts immediately available but I do have a ham sandwich. Sit, sip, shoot, nibble. The sitting and sipping and nibbling are easy but the shooting is something I’m not entirely used to, being a pacifist sissy City Boy and all that. So instead of taking potshots at the squirrels and foxes and lizards that seem to rule this part of the country I go for pine trees. Bang, take that you useless fucker! As far as trees go I find pine to be utterly worthless and have zero problems pumping them full of hot lead. The Doc would be proud of the War Cry that escapes from my throat every time I’m actually able to hit one, my aim being one of my truly horrible qualities that shouldn’t be discussed while in Polite Company.

And so we sit and eat ham and drink bourbon and shoot trees. Pretty tame compared to what Hunter would get himself up to but it’s what I have so Carpe Diem and all that. Happy Birthday, you weird Fucker, thanks for the inspiration and good times. We’ll do this again next year.

Young HST photo via wallofpaul.com. HST press badge photo via thethoughtexperiment.wordpress.com. HST + Wild Turkey via nomeatballs.wordpress.com. Thank you, Drew. Thank you, Scott. Thank you, Hunter.

No reason.

February 20th, 2012 by
I see no reason to fight when we can stand around and talk, really.

"I see no reason to fight when we can stand around and talk, really."

[Via Warren Ellis' ubergrid.tumblr.com via milonogiannis.tumblr.com.]

It's Dr. Hunter S. Thompson's 74th birthday.

July 18th, 2011 by
Duck Hunter S. Thompson by Tim Tomkinson

Hunt on, Doctor. Hunt on.


June 12th, 2011 by

Never thought I'd be relieved to hear about a Dallas sportsteam's victory.

MIAMI HEAT die nasty alright

'MIAMI HEAT die nasty alright' he said.

Thanks, Gregory.

And thanks, Mavs.

Where'd the future go?

January 1st, 2011 by

It is 2011 now.

Going from 1999 to 2000 was jarring enough, but now we are firmly in The Future.

Now, where'd The Future go?

The Future. I want a hovery vehicle, like The Fantastic Four. Something hovery.

"Vacation House of the Future c. 1957 | James R. Powers" via plan59.com

Here's what Uncle Internet Jesus Warren Ellis had to say near this subject:

You are never going into space.
You will never own a jet pack.
Your car will never fly.
HIV will not be cured in your lifetime.
Cancer will not be cured in your lifetime.
The common cold will not be cured in your lifetime.
Don't these things bother you?

Suicide is the third biggest killer of teenagers in the United States.
In 1999 more people in America died from suicide than from homicide.
Do you think about this?

As anyone who ever read MyDeathSpace.com for any period of time know, the leading cause of death in America is automobile accident. This is generally interpolated into a number placed under the heading "accidental death." When the operation of cars is the leading cause of loss of life I'm not entirely sure how it comes under the term "accidental death." It wasn't a fucking accident, it was done by someone with a car. It's 2007 and we don't know how to operate cars without killing people. It's not a fucking accident if it was caused by someone getting into a one-ton metal bullet that cannot be operated with complete control at all times.

In Europe in 2004, 13000 kids – persons under the age of fourteen -- died due to poor water. It’s 2007 and the society does not yet understand how to operate water.

Are you thinking about this now?

People keep asking me what DOKTOR SLEEPLESS is about. This is what it's about.

Someone stole your future. Don't you ever wonder who?

The lesson in this wondering, I believe, is to make your own future. What would that look like to you?

Make your own future.

One August’s rent’s worth of positive encouragement.

August 27th, 2010 by

One month’s rent marked with positive encouragement for anyone to whom it will pass. Here:

Half of August.

The other half of August.

(Thank you, Seth.)

Wait 'til Martin comes.

August 18th, 2010 by
Hai. Wait 'til Martin comes.

"Shall we do it now?"


From Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark, written by Alvin Schwartz and with some of the most horrific art found anywhere created by Stephen Gammell:

Wait Till Martin Comes.

An old man was out walking when a storm came up, so he looked for a place to take shelter. Soon he came upon a rundown house. He ran up on the porch and knocked on the door, but no one answered.

By now the rain was pouring down, thunder was booming, and lightening was flashing. He tried the door, and when he found it unlocked, went in.

Except for a pile of wooden boxes, the house was empty. He broke up some boxes and made a nice fire. He soon fell asleep from the warmth it gave off. When he woke up a black cat was sitting near him. It stared at him for awhile, then began purring.

"That's a nice cat", he thought and dozed off again. When he opened his eyes, there was a second cat in the room. But this one was as big as a wolf! It looked at him very closely and it asked, "Shall we do it now?" "No", said the other cat. "Let's wait till Martin comes."

"I must be dreaming," thought the old man. He closed his eyes again. Then he took another look. But now there was a third cat in the room, and this one was as big as a tiger! It looked the old man over and asked, "Shall we do it now?" "No," said the others. "Let's wait till Martin comes."

Hearing that,the old man jumped up, jumped out the window and started running. "When Martin comes, you tell him I couldn't wait," he screamed!

(This one, of course, is for Jenny Jeen.)

One July's rent's worth of positive encouragement.

August 5th, 2010 by

One month's rent gilded with positive encouragement for those to whom it may pass. Go:

Make some art.

Be your own champion.

Always do the right thing.

Make your hours count.

Write a friend today.

Don't worry so much.

It's Dr. Hunter S. Thompson's 73rd birthday.

July 18th, 2010 by
Hunter on Ducati

"Hunter on Ducati" by Ralph Steadman: "This is new print which is a facsimile print exactly the same size as the original drawing of Hunter Thompson track-testing a Ducati Super Sport motorbike to destruction"

Today, in remembrance of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, an elegy from Mr. Drew McKinney:

I don't remember, exactly, how old I was when I discovered Dr. Hunter S. Thompson. My fallible brain tells me it was somewhere around the eleventh year of my life, wandering around the Thousand Oaks library and spotting a cover with "Hell's Angels" written all over it in large, orange block-letters. I knew from the title of the book that I wasn't going to check it out, there was far too much religious dogma at home to be caught with such a title, so I hid in a corner of the library and began to read the "Strange and Terrible Saga."

It took me a few weeks to finish because I only went to the library for one hour every Friday, but when I turned that last page on that Friday afternoon, I knew I was infected. Infected with a whole new sense of Pride, Purpose, and Patriotism. I knew that whoever this Thompson fellow was, he certainly wasn't going to take any sort of shit from anybody anytime, and I wanted a piece of that action.

It was around this time that the early onset of Teenage Rebellion was setting in, so I took a dive into the Deep End and planted myself on the murky bottom of the You Just Don't Understand Me pool. I was no longer scared of the consequences of bringing home the words of the good Doctor and I would purposefully leave his books out in the open, casually daring anybody to tell me otherwise.

Nobody noticed, of course, and all of the great arguments that played out in my head never happened. I guess that parents eventually learn to leave their little weird reader kids alone.

Hunter and two of his nemeses.My love affair with the Doctor didn't end but the flames of passion burned down to coals and life got in the way as I became an adult and tried to make sense of The World and my place in it. Our relationship was rekindled in 1997 when The Proud Highway came out and suddenly I felt like a little kid again, filled with a sense of wonder and dread about these letters and what they meant to the man that wrote and received them. I inhaled The Proud Highway faster than a junkie can suck down an eightball, and when that wasn't enough for my fix, I went back and reread everything I could get my hands on. Luckily for me there was a bit of a resurgence of Thompson's popularity because the Fear And Loathing movie was becoming a reality, so the bookstores were all stocked with his backlist and I worked at a bookstore. I would place a copy of Hell's Angels or Fear And Loathing or Better Than Sex into the hands of anybody foolish enough to get close to me.

It is Sunday, July 18, 2010, on what would be the 73rd birthday of Hunter Stockton Thompson. I started the day with some Kentucky whiskey, raising my glass not to Heaven but just to the sky in general. I feel that the good Doctor is not in Heaven or Hell but, rather, some slice of somewhere that he had to build himself, carved out of the rock with the sheer determination that only an old Dopefiend has. The World that Thompson left behind isn't a better place, the politicians aren't less corrupt, and the air is probably a bit more difficult to breathe. Thompson, like anybody else, couldn't change the world. He could change people though and, even though we never met, he certainly changed me.

Happy Birthday, Hunter, you are gone but never forgotten.

("Hunter On Ducati" via RalphSteadman.com.)