Tags » ‘wow’11-11-11 [Fuck You Friday]November 11th, 2011 by C. Rogers
Days like today don't come along very often. It's a Friday. A Friday. And that means it's a Fuck You Friday. Right now as this post is published, it is November 11, 2011 at 11:11 AM PST. 11-11-11, 11:11 AM. Awesome. And fuck you. The horror of the unblinking yawner.November 5th, 2011 by C. RogersCats make the biggest face when they yawn. It's awesome. Except when sometimes it goes wrong.
From the Tumblr account of Yuko Ota, one of the two behind the mighty webcomic Johnny Wander:
Cats' yawns take up their whole head, their whole face. The Deftones knew that. Hence what was on the cover for their 1995 single "Bored."
Here's the video for that song. And the next time a cat yawns near you... watch. The End Of The World (Again). [Fuck You Friday]October 21st, 2011 by C. Rogers
It's Friday. Yeah, it's a Friday. That means it's a Fuck You Friday. Yeah. So, that religu-larious nutcase Harold Camping claims that today -- 2011-10-21 as the calendar reads -- will be The End Of The World. Well, it the world didn't end back on May 21 of this year when Camping said it would. And it won't end today. NeverCo guarantees it. It's sad that he's wrong and that people follow him. Therefore, to combat that attendant sadness, let's consider the actual End Of The World: You're welcome. (End Of The World via AlbinoBlackSheep.com. Thanks to Luke, who showed it to me first.) Contempt. [Fuck You Friday]September 30th, 2011 by C. Rogers
This is a Friday. Today is a Friday. That means it's a Fuck You Friday. Grace demonstrates what that means:
Now that -- that -- is what you call contempt. (For Kath.) "Our Hearts Are Broken, But Not Our Spirit!"September 11th, 2011 by C. Rogers
In 2002 I won this huge plastic Made-In-China cup out of a claw machine at a Denny's in Bakersfield, CA. I won it on my second try by grasping the cup's handle with the claw. On 2001/09/11 I was woken by a phone call from my roommate's girlfriend. She said turn on the TV. We did. I remember all my adrenaline dumping into my blood. My heart raced. I didn't understand what was coming through my eyes into my brain. Now, ten years later, the United States Of America is a crippled nation with two wars depreciating everything that was good about it pre-9/11. Who invades the wrong country? Who even does that? It reflects poorly. Very poorly. And should be remembered as such. For now, we still have a cup to drink out of. And time to turn things back towards a more positive course. Fuck you, I'm a wizard. [Fuck You Friday]September 2nd, 2011 by C. Rogers
Friday, Friday, Friday. It's a Fuck You Friday. Always. No exceptions -- ever. It's important. Always. Now, this: FURTHER EVIDENCE: Wizards have powers. It's key to know that. And y'know what? Fuck you. (The Final Battle by 5-Second Films. Wizard song from Sifl And Olly by Liam Lynch and Matt Crocco via YouTube user vinylsaurus.) A lunatic will rise. [Fuck You Friday]August 12th, 2011 by C. Rogers
Everywhere, right now, it is Friday. And that means it's a Fuck You Friday. Then this occurred:
AHHHH GETTHEFUCKAWAYFROMME. (Horrifying gif via conangifs.tumblr.com.) Fuckin' Apples. [Fuck You Friday]July 29th, 2011 by C. Rogers
A Friday like any other. And that means it's a Fuck You Friday. Today, it's about these apples and... you'll see: Fuck yes. Fuck those apples. Or as I might image the kitty thought: "Fuck. FUCK YOU. FUCKYOUAPPLES! FUCK YOU APPLES. FUCK. Fuuuck. Fuck! Fff. Fuck. FUUUCK! Fuckin'... Fuh. Fuck." Fuckin' apples. (Video via YouTube user ignoramusky.) Summation.June 12th, 2011 by C. RogersNever thought I'd be relieved to hear about a Dallas sportsteam's victory.  'MIAMI HEAT die nasty alright' he said. Thanks, Gregory. And thanks, Mavs. |
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