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The point is not to forget. [Fuck You Friday]

April 26th, 2013 by

Guernica by Picasso

April 26 is a date that must be remembered.

What happened to Guernica in 1937 needs to be remembered.

Those whose decisions led to this? They deserve invective, death, and remembrance. Fuck 'em.

How can we rise above those who made those decisions? By remembering.

Remember, remember, remember.

Against "Amateur Hour" as well as its opposition. [What day is it?]

March 17th, 2013 by

St. Patrick's Day is amateur hour.

THIS IS NOT AMATEUR HOUR

"THIS IS NOT AMATEUR HOUR. Happy St. Patrick's Day."

The fact that the preceding image exists to splay on a print-on-demand garment is further proof of this post's initial stipulation. Look:

Wearing this hoodie would immediately identify you as an amateur.

"THIS IS NOT AMATEUR HOUR. Happy St. Patrick's Day."

Counterpoints exist, but why would you ever want to be the person wearing this shirt below in public?

ST. PATRICK'S DAY IS FOR AMATEURS

"ST. PATRICK'S DAY IS FOR AMATEURS"

Just terrible.

Listen, St. Patrick's Day is to drinking what Valentine's Day is to loving -- if you genuinely care, you do it based on what your heart says, and you don't need the calendar to tell you to do it.

As ever, as far as we know, the best celebratory thing you can do to recognize St. Patrick's Day is to enjoy Brad Neely's "Bring The Gold."

And remember, there were never any snakes on √Čire to begin with.

(Images via threadrock.com, lookhuman.com, and flickr.com via sanfrancisco.grubstreet.com.)

Against Those Against Facts. [Fuck You Friday]

November 9th, 2012 by

It's a Fuck You Friday.I fear that language cannot fully express the relief I feel at having avoided a Mitt Romney presidency.

It pains me.

I feared catastrophe. I genuinely feared what lay ahead should Romney win.

And now that possible terrible future has blown away like ash off a table.

Relief. The slow, slow exhalation of breath.

I feel so, so glad that I don't have to see this man as the face of The United States Of America. I feel keen delight at the prospect of barely having to see this man in the news anymore, of barely ever having to see this man ever again, except in retrospect.

I am so glad that I do not have to see you anymore.

Goodbye, Mitt. You don't scare me anymore. Fuck you.

"I EAT COMEDY AND SHIT PAIN." [Fuck You Friday]

March 2nd, 2012 by
I EAT COMEDY AND SHIT PAIN.

"I eat comedy and shit pain."

It's a Fuck You Friday.
The grand Rob Schrab* (Heat Vision and Jack; Scud: The Disposable Assassin; The Sarah Silverman Program) shares his feelings about the 2012 Oscar ceremony.

(* = His last name is pronounced "SHROB." Photo via twitter.com/robschrab/status/173986250188013570.)

Don't let your priorities be wrong. [Fuck You Friday]

November 25th, 2011 by

It's a Fuck You Friday.It's Friday.

Yep.

And that means it's a Fuck You Friday.

Here in the USA, it is the Friday after Thanksgiving. Today is Black Friday.

What a monstrous joke.

Black Friday

Were George Orwell alive, he'd turn his face away in shame.

Consumption is a bitter joke. Can't you do something better with your one precious life?

Do something other than shopping today. Buy nothing. Do something worth doing. You can shop on the internet anytime.

But if you do go out there, be kind to the people working; this is a long day.

And hey, Black Friday? Fuck you.

The End Of The World (Again). [Fuck You Friday]

October 21st, 2011 by

It's a Fuck You Friday.You know what today is?

It's Friday.

Yeah, it's a Friday.

That means it's a Fuck You Friday. Yeah.

So, that religu-larious nutcase Harold Camping claims that today -- 2011-10-21 as the calendar reads -- will be The End Of The World.

Well, it the world didn't end back on May 21 of this year when Camping said it would.

And it won't end today. NeverCo guarantees it.

It's sad that he's wrong and that people follow him.

Therefore, to combat that attendant sadness, let's consider the actual End Of The World:

You're welcome.

(End Of The World via AlbinoBlackSheep.com. Thanks to Luke, who showed it to me first.)

Contempt. [Fuck You Friday]

September 30th, 2011 by

It's a Fuck You Friday.It's Friday.

This is a Friday.

Today is a Friday.

That means it's a Fuck You Friday.

Grace demonstrates what that means:

Pure contempt.

Now that -- that -- is what you call contempt.

(For Kath.)

A lunatic will rise. [Fuck You Friday]

August 12th, 2011 by

It's a Fuck You Friday.It's Friday.

Everywhere, right now, it is Friday.

And that means it's a Fuck You Friday.

Then this occurred:

Michele Bachmann rises. How does anyone take this insane person seriously at any time?

AHHHH GETTHEFUCKAWAYFROMME.

(Horrifying gif via conangifs.tumblr.com.)

Bring The Gold. [Do you know what today is?]

March 17th, 2011 by

From beloved animator Brad Neely comes this important treatise on St. Patrick's Day -- or as we call it: Amateur Drinkers' Night.

As an aside to Pat: It's easy to say you chased the snakes out of Ireland when there weren't any there to begin with.

Smurfs' bane.

January 14th, 2011 by

DEATH TO ALL SMURFS

And just like that, the village was emptied.