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"Brian, what's the history of Cinco De Mayo?" [What Day Is It?]

May 5th, 2011 by

From those gleeful merchants of brevity at 5-Second Films comes this important piece of historical context:

Further:

De nada.

(Gracias to Nick and to 5SF.)

"HE'S JUST A ONE-TOWN MAN WITH A ONE-MAN WIFE." [This Is What Rock Looks Like]

April 11th, 2011 by

This is wonderful.

Enjoy the near-glossolalia of "Chin Music" by Future Of The Left.

Feel it.

(Video via YouTube user KhufuMedia.)

Bring The Gold. [Do you know what today is?]

March 17th, 2011 by

From beloved animator Brad Neely comes this important treatise on St. Patrick's Day -- or as we call it: Amateur Drinkers' Night.

As an aside to Pat: It's easy to say you chased the snakes out of Ireland when there weren't any there to begin with.

Get disambiguated. [Fuck You Friday]

February 4th, 2011 by

It's a Fuck You Friday.Yeah.

You know what's up.

You what today is. You do.

It's a Fuck You Friday.

Here's what Wikipedia has to say about Fuck You:

Fuck You on Wikipedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck_You_%28disambiguation%29

"Fuck you is an expression that employs the verb fuck."

And so much more, Wikipedia. So much more.

2011? Let it come. [Fuck You Friday]

December 31st, 2010 by

It's a Fuck You Friday.Every day is a new day.

Do you know what today is?

Fuck-yes, it's a Fuck You Friday.

One year ends, another one begins. Each day is what you make it. Each day is yours.

Onward, friends. Onward.

Go.

2011? Go.

Do you know what today is? It's Brickday.

October 15th, 2010 by

It's October 15.

That means it's Brickday.

It's Brickday.

Look, it's Brickday at West Portal Station in San Francisco.

Brickday? Yes. Or Brick Day if you like.

Here is how to celebrate this glorious holiday:

1.) On October 15, call in sick to work.
2.) Get a brick.
3.) Take the brick to a bar during the day. Ideally the Stork Club in Oakland.
4.) Set the brick gently on the bar or table.
5.) Drink.

Read the full coverage and listen to the podcast over at The M-OceanView Journal.

And make Brickday your own.

On this Fuck You Friday, be the cat.

October 15th, 2010 by

It's a Fuck You Friday.Yeah.

You know.

You know exactly where we're at.

It's a Fuck You Friday.

And on this Fuck You Friday, be like this cat.

FUCK YOU. I AM CAT.

Yes.

And fuck you.

(Picture via doobybrain.com.)

Float on for this Fuck You Friday.

September 10th, 2010 by

It's a Fuck You Friday.Hey.

Things goin' alright? Alright.

Do y' know what today is?

Yes. That's right. It's a Fuck You Friday.

Fuck you and your blog

This apparently is a journal you can buy, illustrated by Ray Fenwick.

Now, enjoy a fresh Fuck You Friday over at Achewood. And fuck you.

Take it away on this Fuck You Friday.

September 3rd, 2010 by

It's a Fuck You Friday.Evenin'.

Been a pretty good day.

Now, do you know what today is?

Yeah. It's a Fuck You Friday.

Take it away, Cee-Lo:

(This one's for Ray, who loves him some Cee-Lo.)

"Have you heard the news? The dead walk!"

August 25th, 2010 by

Repeating the opening lines of NoMeansNo's havoc-tastic song "It's Catching Up" -- indeed; the dead walk.

Uh-oh.

Here's why: writer Robert Kirkman is bringing his excellent, wrenching zombie comic book series The Walking Dead to television with the help of Shawshank Redemption director Frank Darabont.

Most excellent.

The premiere episode is slated to hit on Halloween. Set your recorder.

Better keep on movin'. And with due speed.

Here's the trailer for the series:

And for good measure, here's NoMeansNo's "It's Catching Up."

(Photos and trailer via AintItCool.com.)