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"I EAT COMEDY AND SHIT PAIN." [Fuck You Friday]

C. Rogers — Sat, 03 Mar 2012 02:53:31 +0000

"I eat comedy and shit pain."

The grand Rob Schrab* (Heat Vision and Jack; Scud: The Disposable Assassin; The Sarah Silverman Program) shares his feelings about the 2012 Oscar ceremony.

(* = His last name is pronounced "SHROB." Photo via twitter.com/robschrab/status/173986250188013570.)

I'll take it.

C. Rogers — Sun, 19 Feb 2012 03:22:33 +0000

One, please.

Thanks.

[Pic via fuckyeahdementia.com via izkyoot.tumblr.com.]

Things Your Cat Wants For Christmas. [Fuck You Friday]

C. Rogers — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 21:36:57 +0000

It's Friday.

Another December Friday.

Getting chillier outside.

Regardless, it's a Fuck You Friday.

Listen, this is important. Don't fuck up Christmas for your cat.

Follow these important guidelines from pusheen.tumblr.com:

And if you dress up your pet (or any other animal for that matter) in Christmas clothing: fuck you. Seriously. There's no fuckin' excuse. Fuck you.

(Via Matt via the adorable pusheen.tumblr.com with an assist from Edgar.)

11-11-11 [Fuck You Friday]

C. Rogers — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 19:11:37 +0000

This is pretty cool.

Days like today don't come along very often.

It's a Friday.

A Friday.

And that means it's a Fuck You Friday.

Right now as this post is published, it is November 11, 2011 at 11:11 AM PST.

11-11-11, 11:11 AM.

Awesome.

And fuck you.

Fuck you, I'm a wizard. [Fuck You Friday]

C. Rogers — Fri, 02 Sep 2011 23:52:42 +0000

Friday.

Friday, Friday, Friday.

It's a Fuck You Friday. Always. No exceptions -- ever.

It's important. Always.

Now, this:

FURTHER EVIDENCE:

Wizards have powers. It's key to know that. And y'know what?

Fuck you.

(The Final Battle by 5-Second Films. Wizard song from Sifl And Olly by Liam Lynch and Matt Crocco via YouTube user vinylsaurus.)

"Brian, what's the history of Cinco De Mayo?" [What Day Is It?]

C. Rogers — Thu, 05 May 2011 20:49:02 +0000

From those gleeful merchants of brevity at 5-Second Films comes this important piece of historical context:

Further:

De nada.

(Gracias to Nick and to 5SF.)

"HE'S JUST A ONE-TOWN MAN WITH A ONE-MAN WIFE." [This Is What Rock Looks Like]

C. Rogers — Tue, 12 Apr 2011 02:59:28 +0000

This is wonderful.

Enjoy the near-glossolalia of "Chin Music" by Future Of The Left.

Feel it.

(Video via YouTube user KhufuMedia.)

Bring The Gold. [Do you know what today is?]

C. Rogers — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 18:39:15 +0000

From beloved animator Brad Neely comes this important treatise on St. Patrick's Day -- or as we call it: Amateur Drinkers' Night.

As an aside to Pat: It's easy to say you chased the snakes out of Ireland when there weren't any there to begin with.

Get disambiguated. [Fuck You Friday]

C. Rogers — Sat, 05 Feb 2011 00:42:55 +0000

Yeah.

You know what's up.

You what today is. You do.

It's a Fuck You Friday.

Here's what Wikipedia has to say about Fuck You:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck_You_%28disambiguation%29

"Fuck you is an expression that employs the verb fuck."

And so much more, Wikipedia. So much more.

2011? Let it come. [Fuck You Friday]

C. Rogers — Sat, 01 Jan 2011 00:02:12 +0000

Every day is a new day.

Do you know what today is?

Fuck-yes, it's a Fuck You Friday.

One year ends, another one begins. Each day is what you make it. Each day is yours.

Onward, friends. Onward.

Go.