One, please.
Thanks.
[Pic via fuckyeahdementia.com via izkyoot.tumblr.com.]
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I'll take it.
February 18th, 2012 by C. RogersThings Your Cat Wants For Christmas. [Fuck You Friday]
December 9th, 2011 by C. Rogers
It's Friday.
Another December Friday.
Getting chillier outside.
Regardless, it's a Fuck You Friday.
Listen, this is important. Don't fuck up Christmas for your cat.
Follow these important guidelines from pusheen.tumblr.com:
And if you dress up your pet (or any other animal for that matter) in Christmas clothing: fuck you. Seriously. There's no fuckin' excuse. Fuck you.
(Via Matt via the adorable pusheen.tumblr.com with an assist from Edgar.)
11-11-11 [Fuck You Friday]
November 11th, 2011 by C. RogersThis is pretty cool.
Days like today don't come along very often.
It's a Friday.
A Friday.
And that means it's a Fuck You Friday.
Right now as this post is published, it is November 11, 2011 at 11:11 AM PST.
11-11-11, 11:11 AM.
Awesome.
And fuck you.
Fuck you, I'm a wizard. [Fuck You Friday]
September 2nd, 2011 by C. RogersFriday.
Friday, Friday, Friday.
It's a Fuck You Friday. Always. No exceptions -- ever.
It's important. Always.
Now, this:
FURTHER EVIDENCE:
Wizards have powers. It's key to know that. And y'know what?
Fuck you.
(The Final Battle by 5-Second Films. Wizard song from Sifl And Olly by Liam Lynch and Matt Crocco via YouTube user vinylsaurus.)
"Brian, what's the history of Cinco De Mayo?" [What Day Is It?]
May 5th, 2011 by C. RogersFrom those gleeful merchants of brevity at 5-Second Films comes this important piece of historical context:
Further:
De nada.
(Gracias to Nick and to 5SF.)
"HE'S JUST A ONE-TOWN MAN WITH A ONE-MAN WIFE." [This Is What Rock Looks Like]
April 11th, 2011 by C. RogersThis is wonderful.
Enjoy the near-glossolalia of "Chin Music" by Future Of The Left.
Feel it.
(Video via YouTube user KhufuMedia.)
Bring The Gold. [Do you know what today is?]
March 17th, 2011 by C. RogersFrom beloved animator Brad Neely comes this important treatise on St. Patrick's Day -- or as we call it: Amateur Drinkers' Night.
As an aside to Pat: It's easy to say you chased the snakes out of Ireland when there weren't any there to begin with.
Get disambiguated. [Fuck You Friday]
February 4th, 2011 by C. RogersYeah.
You know what's up.
You what today is. You do.
It's a Fuck You Friday.
Here's what Wikipedia has to say about Fuck You:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck_You_%28disambiguation%29
"Fuck you is an expression that employs the verb fuck."
And so much more, Wikipedia. So much more.
2011? Let it come. [Fuck You Friday]
December 31st, 2010 by C. RogersEvery day is a new day.
Do you know what today is?
Fuck-yes, it's a Fuck You Friday.
One year ends, another one begins. Each day is what you make it. Each day is yours.
Onward, friends. Onward.
Go.
Do you know what today is? It's Brickday.
October 15th, 2010 by C. RogersIt's October 15.
That means it's Brickday.
Look, it's Brickday at West Portal Station in San Francisco.
Brickday? Yes. Or Brick Day if you like.
Here is how to celebrate this glorious holiday:
1.) On October 15, call in sick to work.
2.) Get a brick.
3.) Take the brick to a bar during the day. Ideally the Stork Club in Oakland.
4.) Set the brick gently on the bar or table.
5.) Drink.
Read the full coverage and listen to the podcast over at The M-OceanView Journal.
And make Brickday your own.
Shirts and sweatshirts and art for you.
Soon, soon.
