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Another December Friday.
Getting chillier outside.
Regardless, it's a Fuck You Friday.
Listen, this is important. Don't fuck up Christmas for your cat.
Follow these important guidelines from pusheen.tumblr.com:
And if you dress up your pet (or any other animal for that matter) in Christmas clothing: fuck you. Seriously. There's no fuckin' excuse. Fuck you.
(Via Matt via the adorable pusheen.tumblr.com with an assist from Edgar.)
Do you know what today is? Do you know what today means?
It's the first of the month. It's the first of November.
So, that means it's HAPPY LRRNNN DAYYYY!
CELEBRATE! WITH! OTTERS!
Lrrnn is more awesome than you can comprehend.
Yes, she is. This is her day.
In 2002 I won this huge plastic Made-In-China cup out of a claw machine at a Denny's in Bakersfield, CA. I won it on my second try by grasping the cup's handle with the claw.
On 2001/09/11 I was woken by a phone call from my roommate's girlfriend. She said turn on the TV. We did. I remember all my adrenaline dumping into my blood. My heart raced. I didn't understand what was coming through my eyes into my brain.
Now, ten years later, the United States Of America is a crippled nation with two wars depreciating everything that was good about it pre-9/11.
Who invades the wrong country? Who even does that? It reflects poorly. Very poorly. And should be remembered as such.
For now, we still have a cup to drink out of. And time to turn things back towards a more positive course.