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LOLTAXI

August 6th, 2011 by

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LOLTAXI?

LOLTAXI.

Hurr hurr.

Fuckin' Apples. [Fuck You Friday]

July 29th, 2011 by

It's a Fuck You Friday.Yeah. It's Friday.

A Friday like any other.

And that means it's a Fuck You Friday.

Today, it's about these apples and... you'll see:

Fuck yes. Fuck those apples.

Or as I might image the kitty thought: "Fuck. FUCK YOU. FUCKYOUAPPLES! FUCK YOU APPLES. FUCK. Fuuuck. Fuck! Fff. Fuck. FUUUCK! Fuckin'... Fuh. Fuck."

Fuckin' apples.

(Video via YouTube user ignoramusky.)

Summation.

June 12th, 2011 by

Never thought I'd be relieved to hear about a Dallas sportsteam's victory.

MIAMI HEAT die nasty alright

'MIAMI HEAT die nasty alright' he said.

Thanks, Gregory.

And thanks, Mavs.

"Brian, what's the history of Cinco De Mayo?" [What Day Is It?]

May 5th, 2011 by

From those gleeful merchants of brevity at 5-Second Films comes this important piece of historical context:

Further:

De nada.

(Gracias to Nick and to 5SF.)

"HE'S JUST A ONE-TOWN MAN WITH A ONE-MAN WIFE." [This Is What Rock Looks Like]

April 11th, 2011 by

This is wonderful.

Enjoy the near-glossolalia of "Chin Music" by Future Of The Left.

Feel it.

(Video via YouTube user KhufuMedia.)

Thank you, Windows XP.

March 29th, 2011 by

Hey, Windows XP -- thanks.

Thanks Windows XP.

'Preciate it.

(Via This Is The Internet.)

Bring The Gold. [Do you know what today is?]

March 17th, 2011 by

From beloved animator Brad Neely comes this important treatise on St. Patrick's Day -- or as we call it: Amateur Drinkers' Night.

As an aside to Pat: It's easy to say you chased the snakes out of Ireland when there weren't any there to begin with.

Get disambiguated. [Fuck You Friday]

February 4th, 2011 by

It's a Fuck You Friday.Yeah.

You know what's up.

You what today is. You do.

It's a Fuck You Friday.

Here's what Wikipedia has to say about Fuck You:

Fuck You on Wikipedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck_You_%28disambiguation%29

"Fuck you is an expression that employs the verb fuck."

And so much more, Wikipedia. So much more.

Firefox does not have permission to access

February 4th, 2011 by

Firefox cannot access.

You don't have permission to access /door on this server.

Aw.

Smurfs' bane.

January 14th, 2011 by

DEATH TO ALL SMURFS

And just like that, the village was emptied.