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new beliefs

April 26th, 2013 by

now i believe

(Via Reddit.)

The first day of spring. [Fuck You Friday]

April 12th, 2013 by

It's a Fuck You Friday.Cold out still?

Yup.

Doesn't matter,

let's take a picture.

The first day of Spring.

Fuck you, cold.

(Photo via Reddit.)

YOU ARE THE ONE ON FIRE. [Fuck You Friday]

April 5th, 2013 by

It's a Fuck You Friday.YEAH?

WELL, YOU'RE THE ONE ON FIRE.

FUUUCK YOU.

FUCK YOU BIRTHDAY CAKE

(Photo via theinternetaccordingtoadrian.tumblr.com.)

Against "Amateur Hour" as well as its opposition. [What day is it?]

March 17th, 2013 by

St. Patrick's Day is amateur hour.

THIS IS NOT AMATEUR HOUR

"THIS IS NOT AMATEUR HOUR. Happy St. Patrick's Day."

The fact that the preceding image exists to splay on a print-on-demand garment is further proof of this post's initial stipulation. Look:

Wearing this hoodie would immediately identify you as an amateur.

"THIS IS NOT AMATEUR HOUR. Happy St. Patrick's Day."

Counterpoints exist, but why would you ever want to be the person wearing this shirt below in public?

ST. PATRICK'S DAY IS FOR AMATEURS

"ST. PATRICK'S DAY IS FOR AMATEURS"

Just terrible.

Listen, St. Patrick's Day is to drinking what Valentine's Day is to loving -- if you genuinely care, you do it based on what your heart says, and you don't need the calendar to tell you to do it.

As ever, as far as we know, the best celebratory thing you can do to recognize St. Patrick's Day is to enjoy Brad Neely's "Bring The Gold."

And remember, there were never any snakes on √Čire to begin with.

(Images via threadrock.com, lookhuman.com, and flickr.com via sanfrancisco.grubstreet.com.)

Facts about George Washington delivered in song form. [What day is it?]

February 18th, 2013 by

George Washington's birthday is actually February 22.

Brad Neely
will help with the remembering:

seeking hand-me-downs [Fuck You Friday]

October 26th, 2012 by

It's a Fuck You Friday.You know what fucking day it is?

You know.

You know.

It's a Fuck You Friday.

" -- but shit / it was ninety-nine cents!"

(Thank you Eve & Abe for the initial viewing.)

Turn It Off [Fuck You Friday]

September 7th, 2012 by

From Uncle Internet Jesus Warren Ellis comes this blast of Canada's worst problem Chip Zdarsky on this Fuck You Friday:

AND WE SHALL ALL BE DUST

Thank you, Chip.

Welcome To Film.

March 4th, 2012 by

Hey, film.

Welcome to film.

Welcome.

No reason.

February 20th, 2012 by
I see no reason to fight when we can stand around and talk, really.

"I see no reason to fight when we can stand around and talk, really."

[Via Warren Ellis' ubergrid.tumblr.com via milonogiannis.tumblr.com.]

Things Your Cat Wants For Christmas. [Fuck You Friday]

December 9th, 2011 by

It's a Fuck You Friday.It's Friday.

Another December Friday.

Getting chillier outside.

Regardless, it's a Fuck You Friday.

Listen, this is important. Don't fuck up Christmas for your cat.

Follow these important guidelines from pusheen.tumblr.com:

 

 

And if you dress up your pet (or any other animal for that matter) in Christmas clothing: fuck you. Seriously. There's no fuckin' excuse. Fuck you.

(Via Matt via the adorable pusheen.tumblr.com with an assist from Edgar.)