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Things Your Cat Wants For Christmas. [Fuck You Friday]
December 9th, 2011 by C. Rogers
It's Friday.
Another December Friday.
Getting chillier outside.
Regardless, it's a Fuck You Friday.
Listen, this is important. Don't fuck up Christmas for your cat.
Follow these important guidelines from pusheen.tumblr.com:
And if you dress up your pet (or any other animal for that matter) in Christmas clothing: fuck you. Seriously. There's no fuckin' excuse. Fuck you.
(Via Matt via the adorable pusheen.tumblr.com with an assist from Edgar.)
11-11-11 [Fuck You Friday]
November 11th, 2011 by C. RogersThis is pretty cool.
Days like today don't come along very often.
It's a Friday.
A Friday.
And that means it's a Fuck You Friday.
Right now as this post is published, it is November 11, 2011 at 11:11 AM PST.
11-11-11, 11:11 AM.
Awesome.
And fuck you.
The horror of the unblinking yawner.
November 5th, 2011 by C. RogersCats make the biggest face when they yawn.
It's awesome.
Except when sometimes it goes wrong.
From the Tumblr account of Yuko Ota, one of the two behind the mighty webcomic Johnny Wander:
Cricket yawning. Photoshop doodle.
When the kitten yawns, she looks positively fiendish. I am not kidding, the face she makes straddles the line between disturbingly cute and disturbingly otherworldly. Do cats usually not close their eyes when they yawn? I think Rook closes his eyes when he yawns. Maybe Cricket is some sorta changeling.
Cats' yawns take up their whole head, their whole face.
The Deftones knew that. Hence what was on the cover for their 1995 single "Bored."
Here's the video for that song.
And the next time a cat yawns near you... watch.
The End Of The World (Again). [Fuck You Friday]
October 21st, 2011 by C. RogersYou know what today is?
It's Friday.
Yeah, it's a Friday.
That means it's a Fuck You Friday. Yeah.
So, that religu-larious nutcase Harold Camping claims that today -- 2011-10-21 as the calendar reads -- will be The End Of The World.
Well, it the world didn't end back on May 21 of this year when Camping said it would.
And it won't end today. NeverCo guarantees it.
It's sad that he's wrong and that people follow him.
Therefore, to combat that attendant sadness, let's consider the actual End Of The World:
You're welcome.
(End Of The World via AlbinoBlackSheep.com. Thanks to Luke, who showed it to me first.)
Viking arrivals. [What Day Is It?]
October 9th, 2011 by C. RogersDo you know what today is?
It's October 9, and that means it's Leif Erikson Day.
Leif is credited with one of the first "discoveries" of what is now America.
And so, in his honor we present Joel Veitch's immortal (now deleted off of his site rathergood.com by fear of lawsuit) take on Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song."
With viking kittens.
Yup. You'll see; but beware... thar be auto-play ahead, matey.
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Contempt. [Fuck You Friday]
September 30th, 2011 by C. RogersIt's Friday.
This is a Friday.
Today is a Friday.
That means it's a Fuck You Friday.
Grace demonstrates what that means:
Now that -- that -- is what you call contempt.
(For Kath.)
Fuck you, I'm a wizard. [Fuck You Friday]
September 2nd, 2011 by C. RogersFriday.
Friday, Friday, Friday.
It's a Fuck You Friday. Always. No exceptions -- ever.
It's important. Always.
Now, this:
FURTHER EVIDENCE:
Wizards have powers. It's key to know that. And y'know what?
Fuck you.
(The Final Battle by 5-Second Films. Wizard song from Sifl And Olly by Liam Lynch and Matt Crocco via YouTube user vinylsaurus.)
Shirts and sweatshirts and art for you.
Soon, soon.
