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Has.

April 12th, 2011 by

Wantin' some, gettin' some.

HAS.

Nom.

(THX LL! Photo via baniak via therotund via xtakotsubox via notquiteapinup.)

Bed.

March 29th, 2011 by

ZOMFG

UNNNNNGGGGHHHHH!

You.

You, little one. You are Living Right.

(This is for all those who find bed to be their natural habitat, like Samuel Clemens and the curly-haired girl. This wonderful photo came to me via ZWN via juliasegal.tumblr.com via swampdonkey28.tumblr.com.)

Grace is grace.

January 29th, 2011 by

image

Grace. Hi, Grace.

Smurfs' bane.

January 14th, 2011 by

DEATH TO ALL SMURFS

And just like that, the village was emptied.

A new year? Somewhere.

January 1st, 2011 by

Hey.

It's still early yet. I bet you're still asleep.

Do you know what today is?

It's the first of the month.

SLEEPY KITTEH TONGUE

SPLAYED KITTEH IS SPLAYED.

(Images via catster.com and poormojo.org.)

On this Fuck You Friday, be the cat.

October 15th, 2010 by

It's a Fuck You Friday.Yeah.

You know.

You know exactly where we're at.

It's a Fuck You Friday.

And on this Fuck You Friday, be like this cat.

FUCK YOU. I AM CAT.

Yes.

And fuck you.

(Picture via doobybrain.com.)

On facing the tongue of the longcat.

September 7th, 2010 by

I called for her, and she -- being a cat -- did not answer.

So, I sought her and this was the sight that I found.

Oh!

Full longcat view.

Oh! Oh noooo!

A closer, ruminative view.

Then, as quickly as the tongue was displayed -- it was gone.

And the longcat applied her finishing move.

OH GOD THE HEAD-TUCK. THE PAWS. SO CUUUUTE.

The end.

(This one's for Andrew.)

One lap's worth.

August 26th, 2010 by

Hay. Scoose meh.

Comfy.

Toez.

Oh, toes!

OH GOD THE CUTENESS

So much cuteness. So much.

Oh. Oh, yes.

GHHHHHKKK

The very picture of contentment.

Hay. Love you.

Now, the full tuck.

'MORPH BALL ACQUIRED'

Oh, those toes. Yes. Yes.

This one's for Misty.

Longcat in repose.

August 24th, 2010 by

Longcat.

Longcat is lonnng.

Wait 'til Martin comes.

August 18th, 2010 by
Hai. Wait 'til Martin comes.

"Shall we do it now?"

Uh-oh.

From Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark, written by Alvin Schwartz and with some of the most horrific art found anywhere created by Stephen Gammell:

Wait Till Martin Comes.

An old man was out walking when a storm came up, so he looked for a place to take shelter. Soon he came upon a rundown house. He ran up on the porch and knocked on the door, but no one answered.

By now the rain was pouring down, thunder was booming, and lightening was flashing. He tried the door, and when he found it unlocked, went in.

Except for a pile of wooden boxes, the house was empty. He broke up some boxes and made a nice fire. He soon fell asleep from the warmth it gave off. When he woke up a black cat was sitting near him. It stared at him for awhile, then began purring.

"That's a nice cat", he thought and dozed off again. When he opened his eyes, there was a second cat in the room. But this one was as big as a wolf! It looked at him very closely and it asked, "Shall we do it now?" "No", said the other cat. "Let's wait till Martin comes."

"I must be dreaming," thought the old man. He closed his eyes again. Then he took another look. But now there was a third cat in the room, and this one was as big as a tiger! It looked the old man over and asked, "Shall we do it now?" "No," said the others. "Let's wait till Martin comes."

Hearing that,the old man jumped up, jumped out the window and started running. "When Martin comes, you tell him I couldn't wait," he screamed!

(This one, of course, is for Jenny Jeen.)