Tags » ‘holiday’Things Your Cat Wants For Christmas. [Fuck You Friday]December 9th, 2011 by C. Rogers
Another December Friday. Getting chillier outside. Regardless, it's a Fuck You Friday. Listen, this is important. Don't fuck up Christmas for your cat. Follow these important guidelines from pusheen.tumblr.com:
      
And if you dress up your pet (or any other animal for that matter) in Christmas clothing: fuck you. Seriously. There's no fuckin' excuse. Fuck you. (Via Matt via the adorable pusheen.tumblr.com with an assist from Edgar.) Don't let your priorities be wrong. [Fuck You Friday]November 25th, 2011 by C. Rogers
Yep. And that means it's a Fuck You Friday. Here in the USA, it is the Friday after Thanksgiving. Today is Black Friday. What a monstrous joke.
Were George Orwell alive, he'd turn his face away in shame. Consumption is a bitter joke. Can't you do something better with your one precious life? Do something other than shopping today. Buy nothing. Do something worth doing. You can shop on the internet anytime. But if you do go out there, be kind to the people working; this is a long day. And hey, Black Friday? Fuck you. Do you know what day today is?November 1st, 2011 by C. RogersHey. Do you know what today is? Do you know what today means? It's the first of the month. It's the first of November. So, that means it's HAPPY LRRNNN DAYYYY! CELEBRATE! WITH! OTTERS!
Lrrnn is more awesome than you can comprehend. Yes, she is. This is her day. Celebrate. (Photos via carinbondar.com and thefeaturedcreature.com.) Viking arrivals. [What Day Is It?]October 9th, 2011 by C. RogersDo you know what today is? It's October 9, and that means it's Leif Erikson Day. Leif is credited with one of the first "discoveries" of what is now America. And so, in his honor we present Joel Veitch's immortal (now deleted off of his site rathergood.com by fear of lawsuit) take on Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song." With viking kittens. Yup. You'll see; but beware... thar be auto-play ahead, matey. "Our Hearts Are Broken, But Not Our Spirit!"September 11th, 2011 by C. Rogers
In 2002 I won this huge plastic Made-In-China cup out of a claw machine at a Denny's in Bakersfield, CA. I won it on my second try by grasping the cup's handle with the claw. On 2001/09/11 I was woken by a phone call from my roommate's girlfriend. She said turn on the TV. We did. I remember all my adrenaline dumping into my blood. My heart raced. I didn't understand what was coming through my eyes into my brain. Now, ten years later, the United States Of America is a crippled nation with two wars depreciating everything that was good about it pre-9/11. Who invades the wrong country? Who even does that? It reflects poorly. Very poorly. And should be remembered as such. For now, we still have a cup to drink out of. And time to turn things back towards a more positive course. Do you know what today is?August 1st, 2011 by C. RogersIt's the first of the month.
(Photos via 9freepictures.com and dogpuppieswallpapers.blogspot.com.) D-Day Plus Sixty-Seven [What Day Is It?]June 6th, 2011 by C. Rogers"Es una cosa muy seria. Es una cosa muy seria." - combat photographer Robert Capa. ("This is a very serious business.") Today is June 6, 2011.
It is now sixty-seven years since D-Day. Don't forget. "Brian, what's the history of Cinco De Mayo?" [What Day Is It?]May 5th, 2011 by C. RogersFrom those gleeful merchants of brevity at 5-Second Films comes this important piece of historical context: Further: De nada. (Gracias to Nick and to 5SF.) Bring The Gold. [Do you know what today is?]March 17th, 2011 by C. RogersFrom beloved animator Brad Neely comes this important treatise on St. Patrick's Day -- or as we call it: Amateur Drinkers' Night. As an aside to Pat: It's easy to say you chased the snakes out of Ireland when there weren't any there to begin with. |
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