I fear that language cannot fully express the relief I feel at having avoided a Mitt Romney presidency.
It pains me.
I feared catastrophe. I genuinely feared what lay ahead should Romney win.
And now that possible terrible future has blown away like ash off a table.
Relief. The slow, slow exhalation of breath.
I feel so, so glad that I don't have to see this man as the face of The United States Of America. I feel keen delight at the prospect of barely having to see this man in the news anymore, of barely ever having to see this man ever again, except in retrospect.
Goodbye, Mitt. You don't scare me anymore. Fuck you.