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This feels like home to me.

C. Rogers — Thu, 29 Mar 2012 22:45:35 +0000

I feel like I know this place, that I've been here before.

"I EAT COMEDY AND SHIT PAIN." [Fuck You Friday]

C. Rogers — Sat, 03 Mar 2012 02:53:31 +0000

"I eat comedy and shit pain."

The grand Rob Schrab* (Heat Vision and Jack; Scud: The Disposable Assassin; The Sarah Silverman Program) shares his feelings about the 2012 Oscar ceremony.

(* = His last name is pronounced "SHROB." Photo via twitter.com/robschrab/status/173986250188013570.)

No reason.

C. Rogers — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 00:13:30 +0000

"I see no reason to fight when we can stand around and talk, really."

[Via Warren Ellis' ubergrid.tumblr.com via milonogiannis.tumblr.com.]

I'll take it.

C. Rogers — Sun, 19 Feb 2012 03:22:33 +0000

One, please.

Thanks.

[Pic via fuckyeahdementia.com via izkyoot.tumblr.com.]

Things Your Cat Wants For Christmas. [Fuck You Friday]

C. Rogers — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 21:36:57 +0000

It's Friday.

Another December Friday.

Getting chillier outside.

Regardless, it's a Fuck You Friday.

Listen, this is important. Don't fuck up Christmas for your cat.

Follow these important guidelines from pusheen.tumblr.com:

And if you dress up your pet (or any other animal for that matter) in Christmas clothing: fuck you. Seriously. There's no fuckin' excuse. Fuck you.

(Via Matt via the adorable pusheen.tumblr.com with an assist from Edgar.)

Hard Work Pays Off

C. Rogers — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 21:02:33 +0000

Keep working, keep focused, and you can accomplish what you set out to do.

Proof:

So, yeah. Keep on going. You can do it.

(Via Black Bunneh Sees via design-thinking.jp.)

11-11-11 [Fuck You Friday]

C. Rogers — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 19:11:37 +0000

This is pretty cool.

Days like today don't come along very often.

It's a Friday.

A Friday.

And that means it's a Fuck You Friday.

Right now as this post is published, it is November 11, 2011 at 11:11 AM PST.

11-11-11, 11:11 AM.

Awesome.

And fuck you.

Viking arrivals. [What Day Is It?]

C. Rogers — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 05:19:53 +0000

Do you know what today is?

It's October 9, and that means it's Leif Erikson Day.

Leif is credited with one of the first "discoveries" of what is now America.

And so, in his honor we present Joel Veitch's immortal (now deleted off of his site rathergood.com by fear of lawsuit) take on Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song."

With viking kittens.

Yup. You'll see; but beware... thar be auto-play ahead, matey.

(This important cultural artifact was archived here: users.wolfcrews.com/toys/vikings.)

Get in the ocean. [Do This]

C. Rogers — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 15:34:30 +0000

The ocean.

When was the last time you were at least ankle-deep in it?

You should. And soon.

(Photo via thedayafteryoudie.blogspot.com.)

"Our Hearts Are Broken, But Not Our Spirit!"

C. Rogers — Sun, 11 Sep 2011 21:21:41 +0000

In 2002 I won this huge plastic Made-In-China cup out of a claw machine at a Denny's in Bakersfield, CA. I won it on my second try by grasping the cup's handle with the claw.

On 2001/09/11 I was woken by a phone call from my roommate's girlfriend. She said turn on the TV. We did. I remember all my adrenaline dumping into my blood. My heart raced. I didn't understand what was coming through my eyes into my brain.

Now, ten years later, the United States Of America is a crippled nation with two wars depreciating everything that was good about it pre-9/11.

Who invades the wrong country? Who even does that? It reflects poorly. Very poorly. And should be remembered as such.

For now, we still have a cup to drink out of. And time to turn things back towards a more positive course.