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ordered [What Day Is It]

November 12th, 2013 by

9:10 a.m. PST, November 12, 2013.

By US notation, it is 9:10 AM, 11/12/13.

Hello, unique set of numbers rolling by. This is their milemarker.

Yep, there they go. They keep going.

BLOG SO HARD

May 10th, 2013 by

BLOG SO HARD

[BLOGGING LOUDLY]


(Via juliasegal.tumblr.com.)

The first day of spring. [Fuck You Friday]

April 12th, 2013 by

It's a Fuck You Friday.Cold out still?

Yup.

Doesn't matter,

let's take a picture.

The first day of Spring.

Fuck you, cold.

(Photo via Reddit.)

Against "Amateur Hour" as well as its opposition. [What day is it?]

March 17th, 2013 by

St. Patrick's Day is amateur hour.

THIS IS NOT AMATEUR HOUR

"THIS IS NOT AMATEUR HOUR. Happy St. Patrick's Day."

The fact that the preceding image exists to splay on a print-on-demand garment is further proof of this post's initial stipulation. Look:

Wearing this hoodie would immediately identify you as an amateur.

"THIS IS NOT AMATEUR HOUR. Happy St. Patrick's Day."

Counterpoints exist, but why would you ever want to be the person wearing this shirt below in public?

ST. PATRICK'S DAY IS FOR AMATEURS

"ST. PATRICK'S DAY IS FOR AMATEURS"

Just terrible.

Listen, St. Patrick's Day is to drinking what Valentine's Day is to loving -- if you genuinely care, you do it based on what your heart says, and you don't need the calendar to tell you to do it.

As ever, as far as we know, the best celebratory thing you can do to recognize St. Patrick's Day is to enjoy Brad Neely's "Bring The Gold."

And remember, there were never any snakes on √Čire to begin with.

(Images via threadrock.com, lookhuman.com, and flickr.com via sanfrancisco.grubstreet.com.)

Facts about George Washington delivered in song form. [What day is it?]

February 18th, 2013 by

George Washington's birthday is actually February 22.

Brad Neely
will help with the remembering:

Never Again In All Likihood. [What Day Is It?]

December 12th, 2012 by

Do you know what today is?

December 12, 2012. Yes, 12/12/12.

Neat.

Meanwhile in Turlock

Via Google image search: "Meanwhile, in Turlock..."

I likely won't see the next 12/12/12. No biggie. Once in a lifetime, eh? It's like a comet passing by. So this is me waving as it goes past.

Hi comet, it's nice to see you. Pretty cool. OK, bye.

the least [This Is What Rock Looks Like]

November 9th, 2012 by

Effective use of lighting by The Future Of The Left.

This song's been lodged squarely in my head all day.

seeking hand-me-downs [Fuck You Friday]

October 26th, 2012 by

It's a Fuck You Friday.You know what fucking day it is?

You know.

You know.

It's a Fuck You Friday.

" -- but shit / it was ninety-nine cents!"

(Thank you Eve & Abe for the initial viewing.)

ON FIRE

September 17th, 2012 by

On fire:

Uno Morales

FIRE

Fugazi - "Margin Walker" live in St. Louis, 1988

SeBADoh - "On Fire" live at All Tomorrow's Parties, 2012

(GIF via unomoralez.com. Fugazi via YouTube user ritesofspr. SeBADoh via YouTube user tommygunx.)

It's a Pine On Saturday. [This Is What Rock Looks Like]

September 8th, 2012 by

It's a Pine On Saturday.

Pine on.

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