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similarities sometimes

January 13th, 2013 by

Sometimes, things are similar.

Sometimes, those similar things are cute.

Sometimes, those similar cute things might meet up some time.

a bunny and a kitty. KITTIES AND BUNNIES.

Never Again In All Likihood. [What Day Is It?]

December 12th, 2012 by

Do you know what today is?

December 12, 2012. Yes, 12/12/12.

Neat.

Meanwhile in Turlock

Via Google image search: "Meanwhile, in Turlock..."

I likely won't see the next 12/12/12. No biggie. Once in a lifetime, eh? It's like a comet passing by. So this is me waving as it goes past.

Hi comet, it's nice to see you. Pretty cool. OK, bye.

Against Those Against Facts. [Fuck You Friday]

November 9th, 2012 by

It's a Fuck You Friday.I fear that language cannot fully express the relief I feel at having avoided a Mitt Romney presidency.

It pains me.

I feared catastrophe. I genuinely feared what lay ahead should Romney win.

And now that possible terrible future has blown away like ash off a table.

Relief. The slow, slow exhalation of breath.

I feel so, so glad that I don't have to see this man as the face of The United States Of America. I feel keen delight at the prospect of barely having to see this man in the news anymore, of barely ever having to see this man ever again, except in retrospect.

I am so glad that I do not have to see you anymore.

Goodbye, Mitt. You don't scare me anymore. Fuck you.

the least [This Is What Rock Looks Like]

November 9th, 2012 by

Effective use of lighting by The Future Of The Left.

This song's been lodged squarely in my head all day.

seeking hand-me-downs [Fuck You Friday]

October 26th, 2012 by

It's a Fuck You Friday.You know what fucking day it is?

You know.

You know.

It's a Fuck You Friday.

" -- but shit / it was ninety-nine cents!"

(Thank you Eve & Abe for the initial viewing.)

ON FIRE

September 17th, 2012 by

On fire:

Uno Morales

FIRE

Fugazi - "Margin Walker" live in St. Louis, 1988

SeBADoh - "On Fire" live at All Tomorrow's Parties, 2012

(GIF via unomoralez.com. Fugazi via YouTube user ritesofspr. SeBADoh via YouTube user tommygunx.)

I DO THIS [Fuck You Friday]

September 14th, 2012 by

I DO THIS

Yeah.

I do this.

...

Fuck you.

It's a Pine On Saturday. [This Is What Rock Looks Like]

September 8th, 2012 by

It's a Pine On Saturday.

Pine on.

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Turn It Off [Fuck You Friday]

September 7th, 2012 by

From Uncle Internet Jesus Warren Ellis comes this blast of Canada's worst problem Chip Zdarsky on this Fuck You Friday:

AND WE SHALL ALL BE DUST

Thank you, Chip.

It's Dr. Hunter S. Thompson's 75th birthday.

July 18th, 2012 by

Hunter S. Thompson, circa 1960

Dr. Hunter S. Thompson would have been 75 today.

In his honor, here are birthday words from Mr. Drew McKinney:

THIS WILL IDENTIFY HUNTER THOMPSONHunter Stockton Thompson was born seventy-five years ago in Louisville, Kentucky.

I wasn’t there that day but I have no doubt that it was miserable -- the air hot, humid, and thick with fifty different species of mosquitoes. There could be no other way to welcome the cranky Good Doctor to the planet that would trap him for nearly seventy years before he took it upon himself to leave and explore the cosmos.

But we’re not here to dredge up painful memories or mourn the passing of a great man, no, we’re here to celebrate a Rocket that burned powerful and bright and ignited the world with his white phosphorus afterglow.

I’m sitting on a front porch in rural Georgia and I can’t help but think that this is what it must have been like when Hunter was born. It’s not even eleven o’clock in the morning and the temperature is already at an oppressive ninety-seven degrees, sure to rise another ten or twelve or fifteen degrees more before the day is done. The humidity is intolerable and sits on my chest like a drunken Lady Wrestler, chafing the skin and causing the hair to grow inward and down where it will fester and poison the blood.

Bourbon is the only thing that saves in times like these. It’s too fucking hot for bourbon, yet here I sit, gulping Wild Turkey 101 like a fish gulps water. I have to, though, because of Tradition. It’s My Way and the only way I know so I keep at it, year after year, drinking a bottle of The Dirty Bird to celebrate the birthdate of that mean S.O.B. Thompson. In the years following his death my Tradition often tastes like a bitter, jagged pill that cuts all the way to the core before tearing a new asshole as it makes its way out and Beyond. But still, we do what we must and we suck it up and keep our mouths shut.

I don’t even know if the Good Doctor drank bourbon on a regular basis. Many accounts I’ve read of him suggest that he had a penchant for colorful girly drinks that contained rum and umbrellas and pieces of fruit. And so what? The man was from Kentucky -- bourbon country if there ever was one, and in my mind that makes him a bourbon drinker by default.

Dr. Hunter S. Thompson and a bottle of Wild TurkeyA birthday in America is traditionally celebrated with friends and gifts and cake but I fantasize that Hunter would have no part of that, preferring instead to pour a glass of liquor and maybe go outside and shoot something or blow some shit up and finish the day with a nice cut of beef or perhaps the heart of a bear.

I’m close to that, really close. I’m sipping straight from the bottle because I can’t stand dirtying a glass when the liquor comes in its own, and I have a .22 Long Rifle instead of heavy-duty firepower that Thompson was known for, and I don’t have any beef or hearts immediately available but I do have a ham sandwich. Sit, sip, shoot, nibble. The sitting and sipping and nibbling are easy but the shooting is something I’m not entirely used to, being a pacifist sissy City Boy and all that. So instead of taking potshots at the squirrels and foxes and lizards that seem to rule this part of the country I go for pine trees. Bang, take that you useless fucker! As far as trees go I find pine to be utterly worthless and have zero problems pumping them full of hot lead. The Doc would be proud of the War Cry that escapes from my throat every time I’m actually able to hit one, my aim being one of my truly horrible qualities that shouldn’t be discussed while in Polite Company.

And so we sit and eat ham and drink bourbon and shoot trees. Pretty tame compared to what Hunter would get himself up to but it’s what I have so Carpe Diem and all that. Happy Birthday, you weird Fucker, thanks for the inspiration and good times. We’ll do this again next year.

Young HST photo via wallofpaul.com. HST press badge photo via thethoughtexperiment.wordpress.com. HST + Wild Turkey via nomeatballs.wordpress.com. Thank you, Drew. Thank you, Scott. Thank you, Hunter.