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Fuck you, I'm a wizard. [Fuck You Friday]

September 2nd, 2011 by

It's a Fuck You Friday.Friday.

Friday, Friday, Friday.

It's a Fuck You Friday. Always. No exceptions -- ever.

It's important. Always.

Now, this:

FURTHER EVIDENCE:

Wizards have powers. It's key to know that. And y'know what?

Fuck you.

(The Final Battle by 5-Second Films. Wizard song from Sifl And Olly by Liam Lynch and Matt Crocco via YouTube user vinylsaurus.)

A lunatic will rise. [Fuck You Friday]

August 12th, 2011 by

It's a Fuck You Friday.It's Friday.

Everywhere, right now, it is Friday.

And that means it's a Fuck You Friday.

Then this occurred:

Michele Bachmann rises. How does anyone take this insane person seriously at any time?

AHHHH GETTHEFUCKAWAYFROMME.

(Horrifying gif via conangifs.tumblr.com.)

Fuck you, I'm going swimming. [Fuck You Friday]

August 5th, 2011 by

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Fuck you. Going swimming. Bye.

Fuckin' Apples. [Fuck You Friday]

July 29th, 2011 by

It's a Fuck You Friday.Yeah. It's Friday.

A Friday like any other.

And that means it's a Fuck You Friday.

Today, it's about these apples and... you'll see:

Fuck yes. Fuck those apples.

Or as I might image the kitty thought: "Fuck. FUCK YOU. FUCKYOUAPPLES! FUCK YOU APPLES. FUCK. Fuuuck. Fuck! Fff. Fuck. FUUUCK! Fuckin'... Fuh. Fuck."

Fuckin' apples.

(Video via YouTube user ignoramusky.)

It's Dr. Hunter S. Thompson's 74th birthday.

July 18th, 2011 by
Duck Hunter S. Thompson by Tim Tomkinson

Hunt on, Doctor. Hunt on.

D-Day Plus Sixty-Seven [What Day Is It?]

June 6th, 2011 by

"Es una cosa muy seria. Es una cosa muy seria." - combat photographer Robert Capa. ("This is a very serious business.")

Today is June 6, 2011.

It is now sixty-seven years since D-Day.

Don't forget.

"Brian, what's the history of Cinco De Mayo?" [What Day Is It?]

May 5th, 2011 by

From those gleeful merchants of brevity at 5-Second Films comes this important piece of historical context:

Further:

De nada.

(Gracias to Nick and to 5SF.)

If you love it, do it as much as you can. [Fuck You Friday]

April 1st, 2011 by

It's a Fuck You Friday.Uh-huh.

It is.

It's Friday

And that means it's a Fuck You Friday. No exceptions.

So, today happens to be April Fools' Day.

Fuck you, soulless jester clip art.

Yup. Sounds like a great idea, but the way that it is recognized makes it not a great idea.

It's akin to doing something "special" for Valentine's Day.

No to this. No. Both of these holidays make wonderful things merely perfunctory.

If you really cared about the joy of tomfoolery, about surprising and agitating and confusing people -- you'd do it every day. Not just 'cause the calendar happens to say so.

Fuck you.

Bring The Gold. [Do you know what today is?]

March 17th, 2011 by

From beloved animator Brad Neely comes this important treatise on St. Patrick's Day -- or as we call it: Amateur Drinkers' Night.

As an aside to Pat: It's easy to say you chased the snakes out of Ireland when there weren't any there to begin with.

Get disambiguated. [Fuck You Friday]

February 4th, 2011 by

It's a Fuck You Friday.Yeah.

You know what's up.

You what today is. You do.

It's a Fuck You Friday.

Here's what Wikipedia has to say about Fuck You:

Fuck You on Wikipedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck_You_%28disambiguation%29

"Fuck you is an expression that employs the verb fuck."

And so much more, Wikipedia. So much more.