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"I EAT COMEDY AND SHIT PAIN." [Fuck You Friday]
March 2nd, 2012 by C. Rogers
"I eat comedy and shit pain."
The grand Rob Schrab* (Heat Vision and Jack; Scud: The Disposable Assassin; The Sarah Silverman Program) shares his feelings about the 2012 Oscar ceremony.
(* = His last name is pronounced "SHROB." Photo via twitter.com/robschrab/status/173986250188013570.)
Things Your Cat Wants For Christmas. [Fuck You Friday]
December 9th, 2011 by C. RogersIt's Friday.
Another December Friday.
Getting chillier outside.
Regardless, it's a Fuck You Friday.
Listen, this is important. Don't fuck up Christmas for your cat.
Follow these important guidelines from pusheen.tumblr.com:
And if you dress up your pet (or any other animal for that matter) in Christmas clothing: fuck you. Seriously. There's no fuckin' excuse. Fuck you.
(Via Matt via the adorable pusheen.tumblr.com with an assist from Edgar.)
Don't let your priorities be wrong. [Fuck You Friday]
November 25th, 2011 by C. RogersIt's Friday.
Yep.
And that means it's a Fuck You Friday.
Here in the USA, it is the Friday after Thanksgiving. Today is Black Friday.
What a monstrous joke.
Were George Orwell alive, he'd turn his face away in shame.
Consumption is a bitter joke. Can't you do something better with your one precious life?
Do something other than shopping today. Buy nothing. Do something worth doing. You can shop on the internet anytime.
But if you do go out there, be kind to the people working; this is a long day.
And hey, Black Friday? Fuck you.
11-11-11 [Fuck You Friday]
November 11th, 2011 by C. RogersThis is pretty cool.
Days like today don't come along very often.
It's a Friday.
A Friday.
And that means it's a Fuck You Friday.
Right now as this post is published, it is November 11, 2011 at 11:11 AM PST.
11-11-11, 11:11 AM.
Awesome.
And fuck you.
Do you know what day today is?
November 1st, 2011 by C. RogersHey.
Do you know what today is? Do you know what today means?
It's the first of the month. It's the first of November.
So, that means it's HAPPY LRRNNN DAYYYY!
CELEBRATE! WITH! OTTERS!
Lrrnn is more awesome than you can comprehend.
Yes, she is. This is her day.
Celebrate.
(Photos via carinbondar.com and thefeaturedcreature.com.)
The End Of The World (Again). [Fuck You Friday]
October 21st, 2011 by C. RogersYou know what today is?
It's Friday.
Yeah, it's a Friday.
That means it's a Fuck You Friday. Yeah.
So, that religu-larious nutcase Harold Camping claims that today -- 2011-10-21 as the calendar reads -- will be The End Of The World.
Well, it the world didn't end back on May 21 of this year when Camping said it would.
And it won't end today. NeverCo guarantees it.
It's sad that he's wrong and that people follow him.
Therefore, to combat that attendant sadness, let's consider the actual End Of The World:
You're welcome.
(End Of The World via AlbinoBlackSheep.com. Thanks to Luke, who showed it to me first.)
Viking arrivals. [What Day Is It?]
October 9th, 2011 by C. RogersDo you know what today is?
It's October 9, and that means it's Leif Erikson Day.
Leif is credited with one of the first "discoveries" of what is now America.
And so, in his honor we present Joel Veitch's immortal (now deleted off of his site rathergood.com by fear of lawsuit) take on Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song."
With viking kittens.
Yup. You'll see; but beware... thar be auto-play ahead, matey.
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Contempt. [Fuck You Friday]
September 30th, 2011 by C. RogersIt's Friday.
This is a Friday.
Today is a Friday.
That means it's a Fuck You Friday.
Grace demonstrates what that means:
Now that -- that -- is what you call contempt.
(For Kath.)
"Our Hearts Are Broken, But Not Our Spirit!"
September 11th, 2011 by C. Rogers
In 2002 I won this huge plastic Made-In-China cup out of a claw machine at a Denny's in Bakersfield, CA. I won it on my second try by grasping the cup's handle with the claw.
On 2001/09/11 I was woken by a phone call from my roommate's girlfriend. She said turn on the TV. We did. I remember all my adrenaline dumping into my blood. My heart raced. I didn't understand what was coming through my eyes into my brain.
Now, ten years later, the United States Of America is a crippled nation with two wars depreciating everything that was good about it pre-9/11.
Who invades the wrong country? Who even does that? It reflects poorly. Very poorly. And should be remembered as such.
For now, we still have a cup to drink out of. And time to turn things back towards a more positive course.
Shirts and sweatshirts and art for you.
Soon, soon.
