"I see no reason to fight when we can stand around and talk, really."
[Via Warren Ellis' ubergrid.tumblr.com via milonogiannis.tumblr.com.]
Posts by C. Rogers:
I'll take it.
February 18th, 2012 by C. Rogers
Things Your Cat Wants For Christmas. [Fuck You Friday]
December 9th, 2011 by C. Rogers
It's Friday.
Another December Friday.
Getting chillier outside.
Regardless, it's a Fuck You Friday.
Listen, this is important. Don't fuck up Christmas for your cat.
Follow these important guidelines from pusheen.tumblr.com:
And if you dress up your pet (or any other animal for that matter) in Christmas clothing: fuck you. Seriously. There's no fuckin' excuse. Fuck you.
(Via Matt via the adorable pusheen.tumblr.com with an assist from Edgar.)
Hard Work Pays Off
December 9th, 2011 by C. RogersKeep working, keep focused, and you can accomplish what you set out to do.
Proof:
So, yeah. Keep on going. You can do it.
(Via Black Bunneh Sees via design-thinking.jp.)
Don't let your priorities be wrong. [Fuck You Friday]
November 25th, 2011 by C. RogersIt's Friday.
Yep.
And that means it's a Fuck You Friday.
Here in the USA, it is the Friday after Thanksgiving. Today is Black Friday.
What a monstrous joke.
Were George Orwell alive, he'd turn his face away in shame.
Consumption is a bitter joke. Can't you do something better with your one precious life?
Do something other than shopping today. Buy nothing. Do something worth doing. You can shop on the internet anytime.
But if you do go out there, be kind to the people working; this is a long day.
And hey, Black Friday? Fuck you.
11-11-11 [Fuck You Friday]
November 11th, 2011 by C. RogersThis is pretty cool.
Days like today don't come along very often.
It's a Friday.
A Friday.
And that means it's a Fuck You Friday.
Right now as this post is published, it is November 11, 2011 at 11:11 AM PST.
11-11-11, 11:11 AM.
Awesome.
And fuck you.
The horror of the unblinking yawner.
November 5th, 2011 by C. RogersCats make the biggest face when they yawn.
It's awesome.
Except when sometimes it goes wrong.
From the Tumblr account of Yuko Ota, one of the two behind the mighty webcomic Johnny Wander:
Cricket yawning. Photoshop doodle.
When the kitten yawns, she looks positively fiendish. I am not kidding, the face she makes straddles the line between disturbingly cute and disturbingly otherworldly. Do cats usually not close their eyes when they yawn? I think Rook closes his eyes when he yawns. Maybe Cricket is some sorta changeling.
Cats' yawns take up their whole head, their whole face.
The Deftones knew that. Hence what was on the cover for their 1995 single "Bored."
Here's the video for that song.
And the next time a cat yawns near you... watch.
Do you know what day today is?
November 1st, 2011 by C. RogersHey.
Do you know what today is? Do you know what today means?
It's the first of the month. It's the first of November.
So, that means it's HAPPY LRRNNN DAYYYY!
CELEBRATE! WITH! OTTERS!
Lrrnn is more awesome than you can comprehend.
Yes, she is. This is her day.
Celebrate.
(Photos via carinbondar.com and thefeaturedcreature.com.)
The End Of The World (Again). [Fuck You Friday]
October 21st, 2011 by C. RogersYou know what today is?
It's Friday.
Yeah, it's a Friday.
That means it's a Fuck You Friday. Yeah.
So, that religu-larious nutcase Harold Camping claims that today -- 2011-10-21 as the calendar reads -- will be The End Of The World.
Well, it the world didn't end back on May 21 of this year when Camping said it would.
And it won't end today. NeverCo guarantees it.
It's sad that he's wrong and that people follow him.
Therefore, to combat that attendant sadness, let's consider the actual End Of The World:
You're welcome.
(End Of The World via AlbinoBlackSheep.com. Thanks to Luke, who showed it to me first.)
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