It's October 15.
That means it's Brickday.
Brickday? Yes. Or Brick Day if you like.
Here is how to celebrate this glorious holiday:
1.) On October 15, call in sick to work.
2.) Get a brick.
3.) Take the brick to a bar during the day. Ideally the Stork Club in Oakland.
4.) Set the brick gently on the bar or table.
And make Brickday your own.